Imperial Oil Company
Inter-office memos
Oddly, but history has a way of rehashing itself brash and using all manner of fornication and fantasy is if it were something new and a worthy reason for blatant failure.
Possible: Dan Thompson, a failure if ever there was a man born to fail, entrusted with the companies' planned future, he was but a oil field manager trying to double as a arbitrator with an unschooled, wholly ignorant, jungle woman, she the magistrate ruling a village of not more than one hundred people.
The village of Ojo, it deep in the Brazilian jungle, and by chance, directly in the path of our newest oil pipeline. As today, five other mediators traveled to the village and never returned, possibly having the similar fate as what became of foolhardy Mr. Thompson.
So noted, of all the to date chosen mediators sent to bargain with the ignorant Madame Ojo of Ojo village, each man had questionable morals. All, with the exception of Mr. Thompson were married and after investigation, it was discovered they all had a mistress or two as immoral baggage.
Company men must be company oriented and when representing our company or any company, they need be on the best of manners with all concerned.
Fantasy rumors of witchcraft, Voodoo, of a jungle queen, and the likely transformation of outsiders coming to the village of Ojo, are plain bull!
A new and realistic approach should be the future plan when the need arises in such cases.
Since these many blundered attempts at mediating a settlement, the Brazilian Field Survey assistant, Alex Gormandize settled the entire issue, turning the planned pipeline to side-step the village of Ojo, and paying a minor royalty to a Leper colony, lost time was compensated, and the company project is again working at is expected construction pace.
Randal Simon
Corporate Contractual Department
Additional mention: Life insurance claims for those who failed to return from this entire affair should be denied. Accordingly, as without proof of their death, the possibility remains those claimed as missing might just have wandered off on some wild, immoral fandango, while in the company of a maiden of even lessor repute.
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To whom this may be of a concern:
Company men are notorious when it comes to their need to justify being men, and turn to seeking of large breasts, tight vagina's, and the regular use of a male enhancement drug to bolster their libido.
Many strange accounts have come to light, especially with respect to those men sent to Brazil, none of whom returned home to their place of work, or residence.
Witchcraft, witches, silly rumors of Voodoo queens and spells that bind men in body and soul, are as much a stupidity.
Mr. Kenneth Corrianne, soldier for hire, will travel to Brazil and begin an exacting study of what became those sent to bargain the proposition offered to Madame Ojo; with due hope of learning what became of the men and why they never returned. He is the perfect man for this type of job, when considering his background and the loss of his male organ during a firefight, he has no desire for flirting with women.
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American Airlines flight # 249 from Houston to Manaus, Brazil.
Lv. 12:10pm
Ar. 4:50 am
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Jungle Transport:
1989 Jeep CJ-7, three fuel cannisters, previsions enough for one man on a 14 day excursion into the jungle.
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