I had the weirdest dream... probably I was just drunk, but I dreamt I was back at the bar last night with the guys, hanging out and drinkin' too much... my friends and I, we're local guys, we alway hang out at that bar, drinking... I've got kind of a gut from it too, too many beers, but what the hell, a real man should have a gut, right? Workin' at the auto shop with the dudes.
Anyway, in my dream, there was this dyke with one of those dyke haircuts there at the bar with some 19 year old faggy kid, I think I kind of remember him from high school, all dressed up like a flamer with his faggy blond hair... we don't like that shit in my town anyway, but we wouldn't have done it in real life, probably just drunk in the dream, anyway, we had him out back, we were kind of wailing on him and shit... it was late... and this girl, she was crying and said we shouldn't have done that...
She said she was gonna lay some kind of curse on me, right? Said every guy I see, every time I'm feeling horny, the longer I looked at them, the hotter and gayer they'd become, becoming a total horny slut, a total himbo...
But she said that the curse would apply to me as well, every time I saw my reflection...
Ah shit, the dream is disappearing now... I can't even remember what it was about, why was I so worried?
Fuck, I've got a serious boner going on. I need to go take care of this in the bathroom...