"Haha, two living hunks of hollow plastic," said a deep echoey voice, as hands closed around the two combatants. The board shorts were removed, and the two carried by a strange hooded figure wearing a heavy leather apron into a workshop next to the play room.
"I can think of a better use for you two than as children's playthings. I'll just heat up my furnace, and then I can melt you two down, and pour you into one of my special molds. You'll make a great adult plaything. Imagine a dildo that wriggles, writhes and wiggles all on its own."
Erik screamed, "No!"
Ken asked, "What's a dildo?"
Erik turned his head slightly, his neck was pretty stiff. He could look down at the black rubber galloshes that his captor was wearing, but he couldn't look over his shoulder to see his captor's face.
"You're kidding - a dildo is an object shaped like a guy's cock that women stick up their vaginas to masturbate with."
"Men stick it up their asses too," said the voice from on high.
Erik cringed.
"I don't think I want to be shoved up an ass or vaginer," Ken said uncertainly, "I know I don't want to be melted down."
"I can't believe I'm talking to action figures," commented the voice.
"I'm not an action figure! I'm a man! Someone shrunk me, and when I put on Ken's board shorts I started to turn into plastic."
"I'm not an action figure! I'm a doll - man too. I was enchanted too. Not sure exactly how, and that guy stole my shorts off me, while I was wearing them!" shouted Ken doll.
The voice just laughed, "Like I care!"
He set the doll men down on the table next to the electric furnace and crucible he planned to melt them in, and went to get himself some protective goggles. As he turned, Erik finally saw the man's face and shouted...