Kevin-Dean opened the door to find Brian and Nick rolling around naked on the floor laughing as they tickled each other. Kevin-Dean watched for a minute, before they noticed that Brian and Nick weren't rolling around with each other, but as one body with two heads.
'Wow! Look at that!' Kevin yelled in their head, 'They're two headed! That's awesome!'
'Ya!' Dean agreed, 'Hey umm, Kevin...'
'Ya?'
'I was wondering...' Dean paused for a second as they watched Brian and Nick.
'Ya, sure. I'll give it a try.' Kevin nodded their head.
'Wait what? How did you...'
Kevin laughed inward, 'Remember... we're sharing thoughts. And to be honest, I'm not sure which one of us really came up with the question in the first place. Which reminds me...'
Kevin-Dean headed towards the stairs, but Brian caught sight of them and picked himself off the ground, dragging Nick with him, they rushed over to block Kevin-Dean. "Hey, where do you think you're going?"
Nick crossed their shared arms, "If you think we'll let you go up there to attack Luke again, you're mistaken."
"Guys..." Kevin-Dean said in their united voices. "All I want to do is go up their and say sorry. Ya, I over reacted, and took my anger out on Luke, he didn't deserved it. Well maybe he did... just a bit, but he did teach me... I mean, us, Kevin and Dean, a lesson. He's right, we just want to apologize and see if he'll separate us."
"Well, not separate us totally." Kevin-Dean were taking turns speaking, causing Brian and Nick to get confused about who was who. "Oh, ya, I just meant our heads, it's hard trying to sort out who's who. Haha, ya, we can tell by your faces you're totally lost... Hahaha, he's right. But anyways, will you let me through? US, sorry, I meant us."
Brian and Nick look at each other, both of them were completely bewildered and confused about what they had heard, but they shrugged and let Kevin-Dean pass upstairs. Neither Kevin nor Dean had ever been to Luke's house, let alone inside, so they had no idea which room as Luke's. They continued down the hall, and could heard Luke's voice through the door on their right. Kevin-Dean swung the door open without hesitation, only to see Luke and Max sitting on the toilet rubbing one out together with their shared lower half. Kevin-Dean covered their eyes as Luke and Max panicked to cover themselves, "Shit, sorry guys!"
"What the hell Kean?!" Max shouted. "Don't you know how to knock?!"
"Kean?" Luke twisted to Max with a smirk.
"Ya, Kean... Kevin plus Dean. Or would you guys prefer Deanvin?" Max looked at Kevin-Dean with a sly grin.
Kevin-Dean sighed, "That's why we came up here. I'm really sorry Luke. Me too, we shouldn't have done that two you. Ya, it was bad enough we attacked you, but now because of us, you have to be stuck with him... Again, I'm really sorry. Yah." Kevin-Dean nodded their head.
"Hey! What the Hell is that suppose to mean?!" Max shouted and stood up.
Luke laughed as he was dragged to his feet by Max, "It's ok guys, I forgive you. Both of you I should say! Max, I think they've learned their lesson, what do you say we separate them?"
"Fuck that! They just barge in on us while we're jacking... er forget that. But did you not just hear what they said? 'Now you have to be stuck with him. Sorry.' They can stay conjoined for all I care." Max huffed, crossing his arms.
"See, that's the thing. We only want our heads split. Ya, we... sort of like... being fused." Kevin-Dean grinned and patted their chest and abs. "It works out for everyone! Ya! Luke gets to split my head from his. But Max gets to keep me and him conjoined!"
Luke smiled and nudged Max, who twisted to Luke and sighed, uncrossing his arms. "Fine... But only because Luke is in charge. If I don't, he'll never let me play with myself again..." Luke and Max exchanged friendly punches and walked over to Kevin-Dean. They each grabbed onto one half of Kevin-Dean's head, and began pulling them apart. When they were done, Kevin's head was on the right with Dean's head on the left.
Kevin and Dean both stretched their necks until they cracked, they looked in the mirror, and were over joyed when they saw their own faces. They grinned at each other, no longer being flooded with each others thoughts, they gave themselves a high five, then hugged Luke. "Thank you Luke!!" they both cried in unison. Max cleared his throat as Dean's cheek rubbed right against his. Dean stared at Max, then wrapped his arm around him, hugging Max as well. "And you too Max... I guess."
Max rolled his eyes as he hugged them back, "Ya ok, just don't make me regret this..."
"I promise." Kevin nodded, "Hear that, I can say I again! and me! and mine! It's no longer us or ours!"
"Sweet!" Dean cheered and started hopping up and down with Kevin. Dean looked in the mirror again, "Well, except its OUR body, and it belongs to US..." Kevin laughed and punched Dean in the shoulder. Luke and Max looked worried for a moment, thinking they were going to start fighting again, but Dean playfully punched Kevin back. They were just happy to have their own heads again.
"Oh, just one more thing..." Luke glared at the pair, "Don't tell anyone what we were doing in here..."
"Not a problem!" Dean bowed his and Kevin's body before walking out and closing the door.
"Good, that's finally over." Max sighed. "We wont have to worry about them for awhile."
"Nope!" Luke grinned at Max, "Now... where were we..."