When I looked at the vial labelled "Breasts-Oil", I had to giggle.
Didn't I already had breasts, which were absolutely perfect?
I smiled at the old Chinese man, who was enslaved by the view
of my bosom, and asked him about the effect of this oil.
With an automatic voice he answered: "This is the ultimate oil,
dedicated for the world's most attractive pair of breasts only.
If applied properly, it will bring total control of the size and shape
of the breasts. Furthermore the beneficiary of the breasts-oil will
be able to hypnotise and command other beings just by showing
the breasts to them...."
"Well, wait a minute!" I interrupted the old Chinese man. "I already
can do this with my breasts! Isn't there anything else?"
"There are indeed two more abilities, which might be interesting
even for you, my Queen Vipriss: Firstly, you can turn your breasts
highly radioactiv, if you enlarge them to a measure of at least GG,
creating an epsilon-radiation which will destroy and pollute every-
thing within a chosen radius...."
I was shocked. This really was a horrible effect. But how could I
survive such a deadly radiation myself?
"... and secondly the Breasts-Oil makes the user's body permanently
invulnerable to any physical, chemical, biological or magical harm..."
I laughed warmly. That really sounded perfect.
"which means, this oil brings immortality and eternal youth, because
your body would also be invulnerable to the effects of aging."
"Very well, I'll take it!" I decided. "But how do I apply the oil properly?"
"You just don't take it." The old Chinese shop keeper answered.
"Because it is not intended for you."
I looked at him surprised. Then I grinned.
"But don't you think, I have the world's most attrative pair of breasts?"
I giggled, because I knew, that the old man was still under the effect
of my hypnotic breasts. "I command you to say it!"
Again he answered automatically: "Yes, my queen Vipriss, I think,
that you have the world's most attractive pair of breasts. - But it's not
relevant, what I think..."
"You are so right!" I said to him with a giggle. Then I just took the vial
and poured half of its substance over my huge breasts. Then I drank
the other half.
"Intended or not. Now I am the chosen one!" I laughed.