"This is stupid!" Dave yelled as he grabbed Kyles arm. "You can't fight someone you're physically bonded to.
"You're right..." Kyle sighed, "We need to work together now to find a way out of this mess..." the first step was easy, they rolled over onto their back, and on the count of three sat up. Step two however, was much more difficult. They had to lean forward, balance, and lift themselves to their feet, both at the same time. After four of five attempts, they gave up, flopped over to their chest, and crawled over to the couch. Once there, they lifted themselves so they could stand.
"Dam it, this sucks." Dave sighed, "Look at us!"
Kyle looked at Dave, then down their body to their toes, then back up to his friend. Kyle shrugged, "At least we have our own cocks..."
Dave rolled his eyes, "With them snuggled that close, and being joined together a bit, just before the base... I don't think it really matters..."
"Whatever dude, sooner we're apart, the better." Kyle and Dave had to co-ordinate their steps and held onto the table so they wouldn't fall again. As they were walking by, Dave saw saw the open box, but noticed there was a little card inside he hadn't seen before.
Dave stopped Kyle and picked it up. "Hey man, did you see this before?" Kyle shook his head and reached for the card, but Dave pulled it away. Dave brought it up to his face and began to read it,
"This is the two-headed Eagle medallion, said to bring the two friends who wear each half closer together."
"See, that's what the guy at the store told me!" Kyle shouted.
"Wait, there's more on the back..." Dave flipped it over and continued, "If both halves are brought close together, they will reform and meld together to make the eagle complete once more. The two people wearing the halves, will be joined in much the same way, as a true sign of their friendship."
Dave glared at Kyle, "Dude! It was fucking written right there! How could you not know?!"
"That card wasn't there a minute ago!" Kyle snatched the card away from Dave. The writing on the back had changed before their eyes. Kyle glanced at Dave and read, "I wish the two of you the best of luck with your new permanent situation. Remember, no refunds, no exchanges, no returns, and most importantly... NO separation! Once again, best of luck to you Kyle and Dave, I know you'll work things out.
-You're "friend" from that store that use to be in town..."
Seconds later the card burst into flames and was gone. Kyle and Dave stared at each other as the message replayed over and over again in their heads. No separation...