"I'm going to have to spend the rest of my life...stuck to you! This
can't be happening." Dave looked at Kyle in disbelief.
"There's got to be a way to separate us. We need to see the man from
the store." Kyle stated.
"How...we can barely even walk. Plus, going outside like this..." Dave
motioned to their body. "There is no way someone could miss a two-
headed guy walking down the street."
"Well we have to..." Kyle was interrupted by a knock at the door.
"Hey Kyle, can I come in? I need to borrow a condom; my girlfriend are
going out tonight." Kyle's older brother Josh asked from the other
side.
"Oh-no! Josh!" Kyle whispered. "We have to hide!" Kyle then yelled.
"Just a minute Josh; I'm changing."
"How can we hide this!" Dave whispered back.
"Uhhhh..." Kyle looked around his room. There was no good hiding spot
to hide Dave's head. His eyes then fell on his bed. "We can hide
underneath my bed."
"What!?" Dave studied his friend hard. "You don't think he is going to
wonder where you are?"
Kyle thought hard for a moment then replied, "We can hide just your
half of our body. That way he will only see me."
"Fine. That might work." Dave agreed. ON wobbling feat, they walked
over to his bed. Next, they slowly slid Dave's side underneath the
bed. "I sure hope this works Kyle."