"I have a what?" Joe asked, his tone belying his disbelief. Of all the ridiculous things to say...
"Seriously, you have the cutest little pig's tail..." Jess said, a smile spreading across her face. She gently reached forward and pinched the tail ever so slightly, and pulled back.
"Hey! What are you..." Joe flailed a bit, and reached back to catch her hand. She let go at just the right moment, and his hand met his tail instead.
"G... Gya-woah. I have a tail."
He sat up, turning around to face his girlfriend, and was struck by her sudden beauty. Her nose was large, and slightly upturned. Her ears were overlarge for a human and flopped over slightly.
"Something wrong with my face?" Jess asked with a smirk. Judging by his face, the large nose, the large ears and the slightly protruding tusks, she could guess how hers was. She gingerly brought her hand around to her rear and was relieved to find a tail of her own.
"I think we're turning into pigs, Jess," Joe said. "Are you okay with that?"
"I'll be happy to be a pig as long as I'm with you," she answered, and embraced her boar-man in a hug. "The only question is whether or not we get on to the next boat."