Before Evan or Malcom could start to explain Nicholas let out a bellowing laugh that froze the two shrunken men. It just struck him as absurd, and yet somehow fitting, to see the two office fags so small. Nicholas, while very PC about the issue, always thought of homosexuals as being...well...a little less than REAL men. And now they truely were a "little less".
Evan and Malcom cowered infront of their laughing friend. Confused at what he found so funny, and unsure of what he was going to do. Nicholas, noticed this and tried his hardest to regain control.
"Ah shit, I'm sorry... I don't mean to scare you guys," Nicholas tried to apologize, "You'd just have to see this from my angle. Don't worry, I'm going to help you out... Just, let me take a leak, and we'll figure out what to do."