Drake followed Sam over to the wokout room on the first floor. There
were bow flexes, free weights, tread mills, stair masters, all the
usual equiptment. The gym was busy with guys working out. Drake
noticed most of them were upperclassmen and most of them were hugh
with hulking well defined muscles.
"This is were you'll be spending most of your time from now on. It's
got everything you'll need to bulk up," Sam said showing drake around.
"I'm not sure I'll ever look as impressive as some of those guys.
They've got muscles on top of their muscles."
"Don't worry you'll get there. I can get you steroids if that's what
it take. For now, just start slow, use the machines, and do
everything Coach tells you."
"What about the rest of my studied. If I'm here all the time...
"You're a bodybuilding major now. Coach will work out your schedual,
transfer you to the P.E. department. You don't need Brains. Just pump
up, grow hair, and inspire the school! Once you graduate you can
always get a job with the WWF or better yet go into movies like "The
Rock" or Arnold. "
"But... What about my hair. I'm not sure I can grow more."
"You can get more of that tea, can't you?" Sam said with a wink.
Drake had completely forgotten about the "tea lie" and about the lamp.
Where on earth was Mike and would he ever return with the Lamp? "If
only I had the lamp" he thought, "I could grow into all this. What
have I gotten myself into?"
The boys entered the locker room. On a bench toweling off was one of
the biggest guys Drake had ever seen Pec like mountains, limbs like
tree trunks. But unlike most bodybuilders this guy was hairy. His
thick balck beard hung just past the nipples on this shaggy chest, his
hair flowed mid way down his fur covered back. Every inch of him was
covered in hair. In Drake's opinion this guy should have been the
school's wildman.
"Who's the shag rug?" grunted the hairsuit hunk.
"Darren, meet Drake our new Wildman." Sam said with a flurish.
"New Wildman? That Runt? I was suppose to be the new Wildman."
"Coach chose him a few minutes ago. I guess you weren't hairy enough."
Darren flew into a rage of jealousy and stormed out of the locker
room. Sam laughed while Drake just stood there with a stunned
expression.
" I thought you said everyone was going to like the way I look."
"They will. Don't mind him. He's just jealous. He lost out three years
running to Brad and now ... well... obviously to you. As the Ultimat
Wildman, you're going to be a star. Your picture will grace everything
from posters to mugs... You name it. You're going to be on magazine
covers. You'll be on T.V. When I get through with you you'll be more
famous than Z Z Top and Big Foot combined.
"You reaaly think so?"
"I know so. Come on let's go back to the dorm. I've got a camera. It's
about time you experienced y