"Hey, Terry, got a minute?"
"Sure, Noah, what's the problem? I notice you're walking stiffly,"
said Terrence in the back of CJ's Sporting Goods.
"Uh, you probably won't believe it, but well, some kid at school
turned my cock into a dildo. It's solid rubber, and I really need to
piss," confessed Noah.
Terry laughed, "Yeah, right. Let's see," he challenged, then he balked
as Noah dropped trou. "Damn, that's fake alright. How's it attached?"
"What do you mean how's it attached? It's my cock. He just changed it
into rubber or silicone or something."
"Nah, dude, the rest of you's still flesh and bone, and it's not.
Let's step into the Employee Restroom. I think when I detach it you're
going to empty your bladder. Now sit down on the toilet."
"Uh, are you sure about this?" Noah asked tentatively as Terry
positioned his hands on Noah's dildo like a man holding on to a rope
in a tug-of-war match.
"No worries. Hold tight!" he said yanking and nearly pulling Noah off
the porcelain stool.
The sound of liquid splashing and Noah's moan of relief proved that
Terry had been correct in his hypothesis.
"Only question now is whether you're still male, female or
hermaphrodite?"
"What? No, I'm still a guy. Got balls see!"
"Okay, then you won't mind me lifting those balls for a look see, will
you?"
"What?"
"Maybe, I'm off base but if somebody turned you into a dickless
wonder, it makes me wonder if they didn't do something more to you."
"Uh, why don't you help me reattach my cock. Kyle's supposed to stop
by to undo this spell."
"Is he now. Mind if I watch?"
"Uh, Terry, I don't know. Kyle's not exactly uh, well, you know my
buddy Chad?"
"Yeah? What about old dick head?"
Noah couldn't help but giggle, "Uh, yeah, well, Kyle used to have a
teenie weenie, and Chad used to bug him mercilessly about that - uh,
anyway Kyle solved all his problems. Chad doesn't bother him anymore,
and his cock is king-size. Chad's now Kyle's dick."
"Couldn't have happened to a more deserving dick. Oh, and you're
worried that Kyle might get mad at you or me - well, no worries,"
Terry smiled like a Cheshire cat. Literally, like a Cheshire Cat, as
Noah watched the smile hovered in the air as Terry vanished. "Haven't
you wondered how I seem to disappear and mysteriously reappear all the
time," Terry said from thin air as his invisible lips concealed his
smile.
"Damn, is everybody in this town magical?"
"Well, you're not - which makes you fair game to the rest of us,"
Terry said. "Oh, I think the dick and spell-caster he's attached to
are just outside the store. Don't worry if he tries anything, I'll be
there to help."