The two of you sit on the broken down sofa ready to play video games,
eating pizza and drinking beer.
I tossed the gun to the coffee table where the sheer weight of the
device collapsed the one leg repaired with duct tape and dropping the
gun to the floor.
As it hit the floor there were changes made to the gun mental as well
as physical.
Mental dropped to dunce and physical moved them to two and a half
times there current weight with no muscular development.
As the gun came to rest on the floor the trigger pulled and it bounced
off the broken mirror over the TV and bounced back to the both of
them. As they felt the changes happen to them they both dove for the
gun but by the time they got to it they no longer knew what the device
was and there were two hogs rolling on the floor laughing as one said
to the other what's wrong wit you.
I said huh your on me ya wanna fuck?
He looked at me and said naw but I'd like a beer.
He grabbed a couple and a box of pizza and we sat back on the sofa
creaking even more than before and he set the pizza box on his belly
using it as a table and handed me a beer.
I stuck it in my mouth and popped off the cap with my teeth and
grabbed 4 pieces of pizza pressing them together like a sandwich and
stuffing them in my mouth washing them down with beer and grabbing the
XBOX controller with my grubby hands.