Sally was telling Robin about her visit to the Grand Canyon. Robin was giggling, even though the story wasn't particuarly funny; Sally couldn't figure out why. Then she noticed something. "Have you been putting on lipstick while I wasn't looking?"
"No, why?" Robin asked.
"Because it looks like you missed a spot. You've got a little red nose."
"What-hee hee-are you-hee hee-talking about?"
Sally took out a compact from her purse. Robin gasped to see a red spot on the end of her nose. A red spot that was spreading and inflating like a balloon!
"How are you doing it?" Sally asked. "You look like Bozo the Clown!"
"I'm-hee hee-not-hee hee-doing-it!" Robin cried in horror as her nose swelled to the size of a tennis ball.
"Whatever's happening, you sure look funny," said Sally as she poked Robin in the nose. HONK!