...It's a package of temporary tattoos hanging on the checkout rack, the label reading, "T&A, Tattoos & Aphrodisiacs."
You couldn't help but scoff at the bad pun of the title, but you were still interested nonetheless in them. According to the packaging, these tattoos could enhance your sex drive to the next level when applied to your forehead. You have your doubts about the claim but feel eager to try them anyhow. It was the perfect experimental purchase considering you weren't carrying much cash on you at the current moment. If anything, they could serve as some placebo for you.
Grabbing one of the packages off the rack's hook, you walk to the counter and plop out the appropriate amount of money required. The clerk only stares down at your selection and grins while very slightly shaking his head. At first you think his demeanor means that you made a poor purchase until he states, "I hope you know what you're getting yourself into with those."
You can only give him a peculiar expression in return as you take the tattoos and leave the store, heading home. Once you get there, you tear open the package and sort through all the temporary tattoos that came inside, trying to decide which one you wish to make use of. You finally decide upon one and pick it up, going to the bathroom to apply it.
Which one did you choose...?