"The three of you will come to the YMCA where I'm taking classes in clowning. The three of you will sign up for my clown class and take up clowning along with me. From now on the three of you will be major coulrophiliacs-in other words you will be seriously attracted to clowns. Big red nose, multicolored hair and floppy shoes will turn all three of you on; and you will all go wet whenever you have clown makeup and costume on."
Nelly giggled inwardly at her own cleverness. When she told her family that she wanted to take up clowning, her sisters had teased her mercilessly, and this was a great way to get payback.