"Ms. Von Hauser?"
"Joe! Oh, Joe!"
She ran towards me, rather terrified. Putting on my most gallant face, I removed my jacket, and put it around her body. "C'mon." I said. "You'd better get indoors."
"Not here!" she protested. "My clients and co-workers will see me!"
"Okay, I'll help you to a store or something." We started to walk, I shielding her from the glares of passing motorists-- though that did little to stop passerbys from
staring!-- but we only made it a block before I saw two policemen up ahead.
"What are we going to do, Joe?"