Sam pulled up short and snickered, "Who knows, Dean, this might be the
solution. Michael would never be caught in the body of an ass - he's
a Republcan right? All angels are Republican, it's in their DNA."
"So now if I can get turned into an elephant, then - oh, wait Lucifer
isn't a party man. He doesn't care whether I'm a Republican,
Democrat, Green Party or something else, as long as I'm alive, he's
obsessed with possessing me!"
The music of Animotion blared from the club, "I will possess you!"
"You too?" Sam asked shaking his head, "First things, first. Find
Dean. Maybe he's the ass humping the waitress? Or the guy making an
ass of himself bobbing for dildoes in that vat of stale beer."
"Hm, I think I'll try the dildo-bobber first. Dean hasn't gotten laid
or hit on any woman in weeks, and he's been spending a lot of time
alone with Kaz....hm?"
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