"But mom..." I protested, "I can't...it's...it's all too weird!"
"Joe, do as I say this instant!" she ordered.
I sighed. "I wish my mom was a baby." And just like that, she was, gently lying atop a pile of clothes, with baby Lucy near by.
"Oh, wait...did you mean Lily? Sorry, mom." I half-heartedly apologized.
Lily just stood at the door, speechless. "You want something?" I asked. "'Cause I can provide nearly anything for ya..."
Lily put a finger to her lip. "As a matter of fact..."