If it was possible for my eyeballs to fly out of my head I'm sure they would have, so strained was my expression with utter disbelief. For a moment I refused to believe what I was seeing. There had to be a zipper on that get up, or she was on stilts or something. I even considered a normal woman with some kind of mutation going on, but nope, none of that.
It was a bloody giraffe woman! A clearly flesh and blood real live giraffe woman. Not just a tall girl, we're talking hooves and fur here, people. She was easily double my height of six feet, some of it her long neck, most of it her lanky body. But she was beautiful, unlike anything I had ever seen in my life. Her proportions, so female and human. But her alien animal beauty was so... so... primal. And her clothing. That long blue gown, the diamond earrings. She was even wearing a nice shade of pink lipstick. My eyes met hers for a moment and she smiled politely, blinking long dark eyelashes.
Oh, I had gotten a giraffe all right. A literal giraffe. Now the redhead's blushing surprise made perfect sense. I hadn't asked for a tall blonde, but THE tall blonde. And how much more kinky could you get than animal sex? I felt suddenly self-conscious and wanted to crawl into a corner.
"Is this my client?" The giraffe girl asked cheerfully, her voice bubbly and pleasant to the ears as she looked down on me. I felt small. I felt puny and small.
My knees began to shake. What the hell had I gotten myself into? How was she even possible? Was I dreaming or something? Maybe it was the booze. But I thought I wasn't drunk! Anyway! Right, focus, Mark. You're looking at a giraffe woman. I was sweating profusely.
"I'll take that as a yes, then." She chuckled, and extended her hand very lady like and proper. I stared at it, at the brown and gold latticework of her fur, at the long dainty five fingers capped with a solid grey tip of obviously manicured nail.
I stared up at her, way, way up, and briefly considered if I should be a sane normal person and pass up whatever might happen with this amazingly beautiful and bizarre creature.