You stumble into the your home. You wipe the dust off the counter with
your index finger. You go to collect your mail, there's a yellow card
to pick it up at the post office. So you head downtown to get your
mail. You spend the next few hours catching up on what you missed. You
surf the internet for recent headlines and glance at the front pages
of the newspapers that stacked up while you were "at work." You keep
flashing back to images and sensations of giant warm boobs. You even
catch yourself staring at breasts all day. Big breasts, little
breasts, flat chests, and even man boobs all draw your attention. You
often don't look at the face or rest of the person. Your new obsession
is a bit unnerving. You pay your bills, after depositing your pay
check. It was bigger than you expected, but it's also for several
weeks instead of only one. You head to the gym to work out. Again your
eyes stray, so you close them. You forgot your towel, so you decide to
shower at home. You walked over, so you jog back. You're sweating like
a pig when you decide to lie down for a minute.
You hear the phone ringing. You wait for someone to answer it. Why
won't someone answer it. You hope that lady shows up and picks you up
and puts you on today. You open your eyes and turn your head toward
the phone. You opened your eyes and turned your head! You sit up with
a start, you're not a bra. You pick up the phone.
"Yo?" you answer with a yawn.
"Sorry to call you so early, but three guys didn't show up today, and
we need someone. I know you're supposed to be off for the week, but
could you come in and cover for one of the missing guys?" asks the man
from the store frantically.
You yawn and grin. You lick your lips, "Well, I suppose I could?" you
say with another yawn.
"Good, get down here in 5 minutes," the man said.
"Wait a second, I just got up and I need to shower, and it'll take me
at least 10 minutes to get there."
"The store's supposed to open in 10 minutes! Please forget the
shower, it won't matter, I assure you! Just get over here, ASAP."
"But I'm wearing gym clothes?"
"You should know that doesn't matter. You're the uniform! Sorry, just
get over here. I still need to find two more people."