This Lucky Lefty Love Glove claims to be a condom, so you decide to wear it like one. You know this idea is ridiculous, because the thing is literally big enough that you could pull it onto your arm past your elbow and still have room to spare, so it's obvious that not even a porn star could hope to fill it, but for some reason the longer you look at it the more you want to know how it feels to slide it over your manhood.
Glancing around to make sure there isn't anywhere that a camera could be hidden, you open your fly, drop your pants, and slip the Love Glove onto your dick. The thick yellow rubber is covered in tiny lube-slicked ridges, both inside and out, and is surprisingly warm to the touch. You fiddle around with it for a few minutes, bringing yourself to a full erection in the process, but the glove just won't stay put. It feels delightful, but the glove is simply far too big to stay in place on its own unless you're sitting down.
Determined, you bunch up all the spare length of the sleeve around the base of your shaft, tucking your balls in for good measure. Then you start trying to stretch one of the glove's fingers wide enough to force the head of your dick into it. You aren't making much progress, and the stimulation is becoming more than you stand, so you give up and just start rubbing yourself through the loose rubber.
Unconsciously, you intertwine the fingers of your right hand with those of the left-handed glove as you continue to tend to yourself. Your balls begin to tighten, and maybe it's just your imagination, but it feels like the rubber does too. All too soon, you blow your wad into the glove with what has to be the most amazing orgasm of your life. Well, that wasn't exactly the type of fun you were expecting when you read the note telling you to put on a condom, but it was damn good. You stay where you are on the floor for a while, staring off into space while savoring the unbelievable sensation that shoots through your once again flaccid dick every time you stroke it through the fingertips of its rubber covering.
Wait, something wasn't right with that last thought! Trying to figure out why something feels off about the situation, you glance down at where the Love Glove is lying palm up between your legs. At the height of your self ministrations, you had given up holding it in place, and though the opening had somehow kept its tenuous hold on your equipment, the sleeve been pulled nearly straight and then folded back on itself. The end of the glove was obviously empty, so how could your dick feel it when you touched the fingertips? And now that you're actually looking at it, why does the whole glove look so empty, even the part close to your body that should be filled with your dick and balls?
Tentatively, you stroke your finger across the palm of the glove, and a shiver runs along your spine, half pleasure from the feeling of stroking the head of your dick and half terror because, when you did it, you also both felt and saw the fingers of the glove twitch. You try to pull the glove off you and throw it away, only to discover several things:
1.) The edge of the glove's arm hole has merged seamlessly with the skin of your crotch.
2.) No matter which way you bend, twist, or stretch the rubber, you can feel every movement as if it's happening to your dick, even though there is no sign that your dick and balls are anywhere in there.
3.) Bending, twisting, and stretching your dick feels far better than it has any right to, especially under the current circumstances.
4.) Oh god, even with your dick and balls missing seemingly missing, somehow you're starting to get hard again!