The next thing you know, you're jolted violently awake. There is a
cracking sound, and your shell breaks. A giant red haired cavewoman
looms over you. Dinosaurs and humans didn't coexist screams your mind.
You open your toothy beak and squawk!
She steps back emptying you out of the shell into the hot frying pan.
"Oh, my, Fred! That egg you brought home had a dinosaur in it!" She
reaches for the pan and removes you from the rock stove and sets the
pan in the water filled sink.
"What? Well, I hope it's good eats, Wilma, I'm starving."
"Oh, he's such a cute baby dinosaur! We can't eat him, Fred! He'll
be our new pet," she put her finger to her chin and hemmed, "hmmmmm,
now what should we call you? I know!"