"What do you mean, Jake?"
"Well, dude...I'm Gay. You didn't know?" he asked.
"Actually, no, I didn't. Wait, you want me to be gay too? Can the raygun
do that?"
"Sure can. One zap from this and you'll never look at men the same way
again." he chuckled waving the gun around.
"Well, Jake, no offense, but I dunno, man...I like being straight. I
love my girlfriend..."
Jake sighs "Look..."