As Jason ran into the woods he hid himself so that when the time was right he could
tackle Shane to the ground. But after waiting a while Jason became more curious as
to what Shane had with him in the bathroom, he looked at the screen and was
intrigued as to it describing Shane.
"Oh Shane if only I could of set these measurements when you were born you could
be more perfect than you are now." Said Jason as he thought for a minute. Then a
rustling was heard and Jason slumped down.
"Jason where the fuck did you go?!" Shane was walking around screaming at the
wilderness. "Oh god my balls hurt like crap from chasing that idiot." Shane then
scratched his balls through his bathing suit.
"That gives me an idea!" Jason said quietly and looked trustinly toward the Chronivac
4.0. He went into Shanes specifics and made his balls the size of basketballs, pressed
enter and prayed for somthing to happen. Just then Shane grabbed his crotch, it felt
like someone stuck an air hose to his nuts as they slowly inflated to freakish size...