After consuming her first meal of slops, the new sow curled up on her bed of straw for a nap. Before she could drift off to piggy dreams, however, she smelled something new and enticing. "Boar" her new instincts whispered in her mind.
In order to facilitate breeding, the new farm animals didn't go through an oestrus cycle, but like the humans they had originally been, the sow and her barnyard sisters were always receptive.
The female human led a strong, handsome boar into the sty, and the sow realized with a surge of joy that if she wanted him, she wouldn't have to feed his ego or listen to his stories of glory as a high school athlete or any of the million other things men felt they had to do to impress women.
So did she want him?