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"This is a five star hotel? In the middle of a zoo?" Carl and Bennie looked aournd. The lobby was sure impressive, all marble and glass, with gold chandeliers. But that's all there seemed to be room for in this building. The lady behind the registration desk nodded. "Of course, gentlemen! All twelve floors offer only the finest experience possible, focused on a specific theme. You can see the choices there." She pointed to the sign over the desk. The most expensive was the Savannah Anthro floor, with rooms at $800 a night. He scanned the list and saw that while the Farm Anthro rooms were $495 a night, the Farm floor rooms were only $80.

"I guess the Farm floor is the cheepie floor, right? No five star stuff there." Bennie grinned.

"Oh, no sir!" The girl beamed. "Every floor of this establishment is completely equal in that regard. It doesn't matter what floor you stay on, we guarantee your accomodations will be absolutely perfect."

She looked at her coputer monitor. "In fact, if the two of you want to share a room, we have a half-price special. It includes meals and special attractions."

Carl looked confused. "So, if the two of us stay together, it's $40, but if we wanted separate rooms it is $80 each?"

She nodded. "Yes!"

"Well, for $40, we'll get our money's worth just eating dinner." Bennie pulled out his wallet and gave the girl $40 cash. "I don't got a credit card. Is that OK?"

"Of course, sir!"

"Sweet!" He gave her his name, but hesitated when she asked his age.

She smiled. "Don't worry, sir. We do not discriminate against young people here. I just checked in a 13 year-old girl who is by herself."

"We're both 17." Carl gave her his name as well, and that was all she wanted. The girl pressed a buzzer, and a large, shaggy billy goat trotted over and 'baaaahed.'

"This is your bellboy, Peter. He will take you to your room. 219, Peter."

The goat 'baaahed' again and trotted over to the elevator. Carl and Bennie stared. "That's too cool. A trained goat as a bellhop?"

The two boys followed him into the elevator, which opened as soon as they approached. "Shit! Look at that!" Carl pointed to floor, which had button spaced evenly in the corner. The goat stepped on '2', and the doors slid shut.

The foors rolled open a few seconds later, and Carl and Bennie followed the goat into a long hallway decorated in a rustic, country style with doors that looked like they went into barn stalls. There were even animal sounds being played from hidden speakers to complete the effect.

The goat led them to a door marked '219' and 'baaahhed.' Carl frowned. "Dude, there's no handle." Bennie reached out and pushed - the door swung open easily. "No need!"

They walked into the room and stopped dead, amazed. They were standing in....


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