The name of the deli is Leaning Cuisine, with the logo of a thin silhouetted person drawn at a 60-degree angle. You figure this is the healthiest choice the mall has to offer.
While waiting in line, you flip through your voucher book. Luckily, there's a coupon for a free lunch...and this time, it looks like you can choose exactly what you want.
When you get to the counter, you order a turkey wrap with your usual favorite vegetables and dressing. You watch closely as it's prepared in front of you, and redeem your coupon at the cashier.
You find an empty table and get ready to eat. You've calmed down from the hairdresser debacle, and try to ignore the sensation of long hair brushing your back and face as you munch on the wrap. It tastes superb, and soon your thoughts drift to other things completely unrelated to your present situation.
As you take the final bite, you suddenly notice a new feeling. Your clothes seem off. You check your shirt and realize that it fits more loosely than before. When you stand up, you see that your pants are baggier, and the waist is so wide they're about to fall off completely.
Incredulous, you tighten your belt to the very last hole. It's still a bit loose, but it stays on. You look yourself over and are shocked to see two stick-like arms where there once was a good amount of fat and muscle. You hurry to the bathroom to figure out what happened.
Inside, you can tell from your reflection exactly what's become of you. Your neck has thinned and your face has become leaner. Your chin doesn't stand out as much, and your nose isn't as wide. Your body has lost a lot of weight and muscle tone. You weren't exactly a body builder before, but now you look like you'd have trouble lifting a television.
You can tell from the way your baggy pants are drooping around your shoes that you've lost height as well as weight. You roll up your pants so they won't trip you.
As you look at your reflection, with your long hair and your thin body, a disturbing thought floats through your mind. You try to shake it off and exit the bathroom, once again determined to get that haircut.