You don't get very far before you realize your clothes as they fit you now just won't work out. Even with the belt notched as tight as possible, your pants threaten to slip off your tiny waist. You hate to admit it, but you're going to have to stall your plans for a haircut a little longer.
Luckily, this mall has its fair share of department stores. You duck into the first one you see and begin searching for something in your new petite size.
Many minutes later, you frown in frustration at the poor selection of men's sizes. Nothing seems small enough to fit you. You wince as you come to a worrisome conclusion, then peer over at the expansive women's section.
You think about looking in another store for some better men's sizes, but that'll be even more time wasted, and you want to do something about your hair. You try and sort out your highest priority.