"Hello, handsome? How's my Jakey-Wakey? Happy to see me?" crooned a
petite blonde girl who bounced into the store.
"Claudia!" exclaimed Jake brightly. His girlfriend was early for
their date. She was so hot. He knew she'd dated lots of jocks, but he
was thrilled that she was impressed by his brains and had wanted to go
out with him. He glanced at his watch, "You're early," he said sadly,
"I've got to man the store for another hour."
"I know I'm early, I don't mind," she said happily. She rested her
elbows on the counter across from Jake. Her charm bracelet jangled
noisily. She licked her lips and winked, "Did you find my little
gift?"
"Gift?" Jake said looking around the counter.
She laughed. She pointed at the banana peel in front of Jake. "I can
see you still have the wrapping."
"That banana was from you?" Jake asked.
Jake could feel Mike stirring in his shorts. He figured at first it
was from Jake's own raging hormones when he saw Claudia in the store,
but he now sensed images forming in his head. Mike had dated Claudia.
He hadn't known that before, but he did now. He could hear and see
Mike's memory in his own like an old black and white video. Claudia
lying beneath Mike and saying, "You're the best lover, I've ever had,
Mike, it's like your cock was made to fit inside me."
Mike had laughed, "Yeah, well savor the memory, bitch, 'cause I've got
a date with Sadie in half an hour."
"What?"
"Face it, Claudia, you're a cute fuck, but that's all you are. Stu,
Tom and I are having a contest as to who can score with the most
girls. I know you've been with both of them first, so I get bonus
points for bagging you too. We call it three of a kind. Sadie's going
give me a full-house, and you know a full-house beats three of a
kind." He zipped up and left.
"Damn, Mike sure is a dick," muttered Jake under his breath.
"Huh?" Claudia asked, "You feeling okay?"
She leaned over the counter and looked down at Jake's tented crotch.
"Just horny, I guess," Jake stammered.
"Uh, I didn't see you come in earlier. How did you get the banana -
uh, put it on the counter?" he asked in a confused voice.
"Oh, is that all?" Claudia chuckled, "Well, I had an old boyfriend
leave it for you - well, actually, my sorority sister is dating the
jerk, and she got him to give you the banana for me. Bananas have
potassium which increases endurance."
Jake was glad he was horny and leaking pre-cum. Otherwise he knew
that Mike wouldn't be gagging on his cum, but screaming bloody murder.
He just grinned stupidly at her like the lovesick puppy he was.
"Say, Jakey, what say we slip into the backroom for a quickie. It
looks like you could use it."
Jake glanced down unsure what to do. He felt a pang of jealousy, and
then trepidation that his anthropomorphic cock might make Claudia
freak. Still if he left the light off, it might be dark enough that
she wouldn't see Mike, and he was shaped like a cock, so she probably
wouldn't feel anything weird. Besides after cumming earlier, Mike
passed out, and if Mike was asleep he couldn't talk or shout.
"Yeah! Let's do it."
Jake grabbed her hand and pulled him after her into the dimly lit
store room.