Magda's brother strolled into the store pushing a stroller. Inside a
baby wearing only a t-shirt with a dinosaur and a cloth diaper sat
cooing.
"Mikey, time you got to know your son," said Dirk, "You knocked up my
sister Magda last year, and she dumped her kid on me. I figure since
you're now rubber pants, it's your turn to be dumped on."
Dirk bent over the stroller and pulled the yellow rubber pants over
the baby's cloth diaper. Then Dirk laughed and strolled out in search
of Magda. He paused to examine the red rubber mannequin next to the
chair in the corner. It looked out of play. He shook his head in
disgust and muttered, "Shoddy spellcasting. There should've been no
collateral damage." He knocked on the mannequin's head, and said, "No
hard feelings, man. Mikey was the only one supposed to get changed.
He's supposed to change back when he learns his lesson. I'll see what
I can do to get you changed back too."
Mike's mind is reeling. He's rubber panties on his infant son. Infant
son? He really got Magda pregnant? Why didn't she tell him? Why is
he rubber pants? How did this happen? Is it getting warmer and
damper? What is that smell? This cannot be happening....