"Okay, you see I told you the truth about Coach Allen being a
jockstrap. Now you can keep him, if you help me turn his brother Todd
Allen into my new jockstrap," Kevin O'Toole said.
"Oh, yeah, he really is a ball-hugger, but I don't get why you don't
just keep him? What's so special about his brother? And why do you
need my help, can't you just tug his ear like I did to coach here?"
you ask as you snap the waistband of your new jockstrap.
"First off there are rules we wizards have to abide by, and wiping out
whole family's in generally a no-no. I thought about getting Mrs.
Allan pregnant with a third boy, but turns out their dad is dead, and
there are more rules against raising the dead with stiffer penalties.
So getting you to do the deed gets me off the hook, and is all within
the rules."
"Secondly?"
"Todd is a total douche. I just want to bury my cock and balls inside
him, and wear him for a month straight."
"Ew! What did he do to you?"
"Oh, where to start. First off, he's my room mate for the season. The
bastard snores like a chainsaw. He sleeps in the nude, even when we
have to fucking share a bed, and he won't shower before going to bed -
only in the morning. So after an away night game, I have to smell his
body odor all night. Then aside from the team, the dick head has
insinuated himself into my private life. He's managed to steal my
girlfriend, and make my best friend his best friend too! The guy needs
to be put in his place, which as I see it is wrapped around my crotch.
So will you help me?"