"All right!" said Jay, giddily, as he and Dan grabbed the waists of their jeans. "One... two..."
"Jay!" Sean protested.
"Three!" Jay shouted, as he reached out with his other hand and yanked Sean's jeans down, as he and Dan yanked down their own.
The other guys in the room were all awestruck. "What the---" "Dude!" "Fuck!" "They've all got pussies!"
"Toldja," said Jay, grinning, and thrusting his groin forward. Sean was blushing so hard he thought his face would explode.
The other guys all drew in close, surrounding the roommates, staring at their groins and asking Jay a stream of questions.
"Dude, were you born like that?"
"Yup. All natural."
"How do you fuck?"
"How do you think?" Jay laughed.
"Can I touch?"
"Depends on what you're planning to touch it with, tiger."
Everyone started talking at once, and Sean took advantage of the confusion to pull his jeans back up and slip out of the middle of the crowd, only to find himself face to face with one of the guys that had hung at the back of the group.
"Um, hi," he said.
"Hi," replied Sean, caught in the guy's stare.
There was an uncomfortable pause.
"I'm, uh, Jake."
"Sean." They shook hands.
"You must work out a lot."
Sean had completely forgotten about his new muscle. "Oh, uh, yeah..."
"That's cool."
Their awkward conversation continued with Sean growing increasingly embarrassed as it was clear what Jake really wanted to ask about, but didn't know how to. Still, Sean couldn't help noticing that Jake must have worked out a lot too, and that he was doing all his staring with a pair of intensely blue eyes.
Eventually Jake left to go get both of them drinks, and Sean took advantage of the moment, as the crowd's attention had for some reason shifted to Dan, to drag Jay aside.
"Jay!" Sean whispered fiercely in his roommate's ear. "What's with this 'we're all girls' shit?!"
Jay looked at Sean like he'd lost his mind. "Um... hello? 'How to Land a Straight Guy 101'? Or did you not want to get laid tonight?"
"I... what?!"
"The steroids must be affecting your brain." Jay knocked on Sean's skull teasingly. "It's okay, though, that cute muscley guy couldn't take his eyes off you. Just think, you can work out together and then have sweaty locker room sex."
Sean felt an odd rush as he pictured Jay's suggestion. With some shock, he realized he was getting wet. "Fuck, Jay..."
"Yes, Sean, that's the idea. Here comes your boy now. Have fun!" Jay turned Sean around and pushed him towards Jake before hopping back into the crowd to steal the attention back from Dan.
"I got you a drink," said Jake, unimaginatively, holding out a cup to Sean.
"Thanks," said Sean, accepting. Sean's imagination was now in overdrive, imagining Jake naked... and hard.
Sean blushed and turned away from Jake's stare momentarily. Sean had only been planning on a little experimentation, but now he and his roommates were all lifelong pussy-guys, and were apparently going to be sharing this with anyone who would listen. Maybe it was time for this little experiment to end. Or maybe...