Blaine stumbled over his own feet. He was losing his natural sense of
coordination. This was really no surprise, he was used to moving a
taller more massive body around and now his center of gravity had
shifted, and his arms and legs were shorter. So he would find himself
stumbling a lot. As fate would have it, he stumbled right into a tall
blonde cheerleader crushing his nose between her breasts.
He looked up and recognized with joy his girlfriend Emma. She on the
other hand looked down and did not recognize her boyfriend. She
raised a platform heel and stomped down hard on Blaine's foot.
"Perv! Get off me!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Emma, I didn't se-I tripped, I didn't mean to -" he
stammered suddenly awkward even in his speech. His confidence was
gone with his jock looks - at least when it came to women.
"Well, watch where you're going from now on Bleen," she said pushing
him away.
A tall buff jock came up wearing a letterman's jacket and put his arm
possessively around Emma. The name on the jacket read "Malcolm."
"Hey, hon, is this geek bothering you?" Malcolm asked.
Blaine just stared with his mouth hanging open. He was now geekier
than Malcolm had ever been, but Malcolm was buffer and handsomer than
Blaine had ever been. He could still recognize Malcolm's voice and
facial features, even though his jaw was squarer, and his voice
deeper. The new Malcolm towered over Blaine by about 1 foot.
"No, Malky, he just tripped. At first I thought he was trying to cop
a feel, but he was a good boy and kept his hands to himself."
"Alright, geek boy, remember Emma's my girlfriend, so no touchy no
feelie stuff, and tie your shoes! Next time you may end up with your
face in some guy's crotch, and he may be less forgiving than my Emma,"
Malcolm warned pointing at Blaine's untied sneakers.
"Uh, thanks, Malcolm, uh, how long will we be like this?" he
whispered.
Malcolm leaned in and whispered in Blaine's ear, "Doh! This is
permanent math geek - but maybe I did extract too much of your
manhood. Tell you what, there may be a way for you to regain a little
of what you lost."