Travis cruised along the aisle, appearing very uninterested until he locked on one particular product. A Testosterone Booster. It was a small box of sorts that looked like it contained only five or so pills.
"Testosterone is responsible for male characteristics, so more means I'll be manlier." Travis said to himself, trying to use logic to back up his decision. "Alright, here goes nothing."
Travis took two boxes and quickly moved to the cash register, where the woman greeted him with the same smile she previously had plastered upon her face. Travis hesitantly pushed the box up on to the counter, hoping the woman wouldn't embarass him.
"Oh, what a fine choice! This works wonders, you know. Though you you should read the directions carefully to ensure satisfactory results~" She whimsically said, gliding the boxes over the scanner before putting them into a tote bag with 4Joe on it. "First time customers get a free tote bag. Please bring it with you for your next visit, you'll probably need it to lug around all the merchandise you want! You may be feeling so great that you'll need to buy new clothes. And let's be honest, clothes DO make the man~"
"Will do!" Travis blurted before grabbing at the bag and evacuating the premise as if it were on fire. That woman just had way too much energy, but then again, everyone loves an energetic, pretty, young lady. He also felt the need to buy clothes, though that would have to wait for another visit.
Travis hopped in his beaten up car and drove home at the speed of light. In the blink of an eye, he was home. And a few seconds later, he was right up in his bedroom eying up the directions.
Thank you for purchasing 4Joe's Instant Testosterone Boosting Solution! This pill directly affects the organs that produce testosterone by making them produce twice as much testosterone. The heighten testosterone levels will increase virility or your money back! Simply take 1 pill capsule daily, or for faster and more dramatic results, take the desired amount of pills. Other hormones also increase to balance out the testosterone, so adverse side-effects are nonexistent.
CAUTION: Taking 6 or more pills is not bad for one's health, but the increased hormone levels may be too much to handle for some.
"How many should I take?" Travis said as he shook the small pill bottle around. "Hm, I guess I'll take. . ."