The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out two square packets. They
look like oversize condoms. He hands one to Erik and one to you.
"Gentlemen, you can't go wrong with rubber. You can try these on in
the changing rooms there," he says as he points behind them.
They turn. Neither had noticed the wall with the door right behind
them, but it had to have been there, right?
"I think we need more than a condom, mister," Erik said.
"Oh, don't let the size fool you. They stretch. Full body costumes -
skintight, so best if you're naked when you put them on. My
compliments if you like. They're one time use only though. So if you
want something later, you'll need to buy it."
You and Erik head into the changing rooms chuckling. You want to see
these things stretch to fit your frames.