As he ran down the street, and the adrenaline started to wear off, Felix began to notice he couldn't see anything as clearly as he once did, and everything was in black-and-white. He was also only able to see in two different direction, instead of straight ahead.
His hearing and sense of smell, however, was greatly enhanced.
As he was walking around, thinking about his new senses, he found himself in the middle of town, in front of a bank. He stopped, in order to take stock in what, exactly, happened, but was still not totally aware of his new body.
He saw a pay phone on the corner of the street, and began to approach the phone. As he got closer, he began to see his reflection in the glass, out of his left eye. Seeing the head of a donkey, began to slowly send him into a panic again.
First, he tried blinking away his poorer eyesight, in order to try to get a clearer view. He then came closer to the glass, and say his disgusting reflection. He opened his mouth, and felt his large, yellow blocky teeth, with an obnoxiously large tongue of that only a beast such as he became could possess.
Realizing he had the mouth, tongue, and teeth of a dirty donkey, he began to wretch. He wanted to be rid of his mouth! He wanted his good, clean human mouth again! He tried saying:
"Why this!? Why did that damned chronivac turn me into THIS!?" Instead, all that came out, was a loud HEEEE-HAAAWW-HEE-HAWW.
"Shit! I still can;t speak! hee haww hee haaaww! Just one stupid silly little word! Heee Haww!"
As he was tyring to get a word....SOME word.... ANY word....out of his huge, unpliable, rubbery lips, he bagan to go into an untrollable fit of panic. Just standing there, in the middle of the street on four legs, wanting DESPERATLY to say SOMETHING! He can only make the ridiculous sounds of a jackass!
Finally, he let out a final "HAAWWW!"
Still not fully realizing what he had become, he spotted the phone, again, and went to go to it once again, intending to call his mom. For the second time....since he initially changed into a jackass up in his bedroom...he came to the realization that he doesn't have any hands! He doesn't even have any arms! That has, instead, FOUR legs, and FOUR hooves! That his beautiful, and incredibly useful hands were gone! And that he can only stand there, on all-fours!
He then saw something flashing, but couldnt tell what it was, since it was barely noticeable, due to his limited black-white eye sight. It turned out to be a couple of cops, and an animal rescue van.
Felix thought: "Thanks God! Someone coming for me to take me home! (Still not realizing fully that he was just a plain old donkey!)
He went up to them, and started to explain who he was. Only thing that comes out of his mouth, once again, was just the ridiculous braying of a jackass!
So here he is, standing on all fours, with no hands, no arms, riculously long, furry ears, a ridiculous-looking tail, and a ridiculous penis sticking out for all the world to see, and the only words he could form was the ridicculous "HEEE HAWWW" words of a full jackass!"
As he stood there, surrounded, and finally coming into awarness of the new donkey body he is stuck with, he bagan to despair. He wanted to explain to the officers who he was, where he came from. He wanted to be back, safe and sound in his bedroom. He wanted to be up there, playing his video games.
His video games! Looking over his ugly, beaastly body, he realized he will never be able to manipulate a controller made for human hands ever again. He wanted to cry, and couldn't even do that!
"A fucking jackass! how ridiculous! I'll probably end up stuck living in some kind of barn, and having to pull a plow behind my back on a single plot of land for some Amish! How humiliating!"
"Not only that, but if that is my future....to never be able to see the beach. To never be able to travel. To never be able to father human children. To be stuck on one single piece of land, pulling a plow for the rest of my life. A fucking jackass! Me! Who the hell put the setting to be a jackass, and WHY would they want to be stuck with such a....limiting and humiliating body!? It's gross. It's beyond disgusting! My tongue! I have a friggin donkey tongue! With donkey teeth! And I can lick my runny, nasty donkey nose!"
As he stood there, thinking these thoughts, he heard a click, and he's out.