The glint of the sun touches my eyes, and I try to sit up. The sunlight blinds me for a minute, as I roll over into my stomach. My hands rub over my face, I am surprised to find a thick growth of beard. But the real surprise comes, when my hands move farther up. As my trembling finger tip's bump into the cool rough horns growing from my forehead.
"Oh my!" I scream leaping to my feet...only they're hooves...small black cloven hooves! I leap back as if I can step out of them, but as my eye's tell my. It is hopeless, as my shaggy bent leg's are very firmly connected. Looking around I see the others laying, in the cool grass. Watching me in open amusement, Uncle Buck stands up and walks over to me....