Jeff moped around, contemplating on whether he should try to jump out a window or run in front of a truck. He couldn't even imagine staying a worthless donkey, especially after he was once quite a handsome human.
"Why couldn't it just erase my memory?! Then I wouldn't even remember anything and I wouldn't be stuck in this hellish prison!" He screamed, coming out in a series of HEEHAAWS. Mike was on the other side of the door, trying to force the door open.
Though, Jeff didn't read the details of the packages carefully enough. It turns out, another Chronivac user who liked animals and cruel jokes made some gag packages. Each would turn the downloader into an animal for an hour, before turning them back into a human with an animal's quality - just in human form. People who chose bears became burly and strong, those who chose Lions became alpha-males, and those who chose Donkies... Well, well endowed! Luckily he didn't chose the horse option, otherwise he'd be even more frustrated with the end results.
Jeff began transforming back into a human, rather rapidly too. Of course he had no clothes, and for some reason, the hair he accumulated as a donkey didn't all go away. Jeff stood up abruptly, his eyes slowly adjusting to their previous field of vision. He looked over his body, fiddling with the new, light coating of body hair the transformation gave him. Well, at least until he saw what else he was left with. His penis and testicles were pretty much the same size as his donkey-counterpart.
Mike who had heard all the commotion finally bursted through the door, only to find a well-hung, slightly hairy Jeff on the other side. The two were equally startled, shouting at each other as if they were insane.
"Whatthefuckwhywouldyoucomeupnowafterallthatnoiseyou'refuckignretarded!"
"Whatthefuckwhyareyounakedandwhydoyoulooklikeapornstarwhathefuckmangetsomeclothes!"
The two then exchanged awkward looks after trying to decode what the other said.
"So. Explain." Mike demanded, trying to change the subject. He was still shocked by Jeff's lack of clothing and amazingly huge endowment.
"This machine turned me into a donkey and now into... This!" Jeff replied, gesturing to his new manhood. "Wait. I'm human! MIKE I'M A HUMAN AGAIN!"
Jeff then proceeded to hug Mike, squeezing the life out of him... All while naked. That's not awkward at all. Mike quickly pushed off Jeff, his voice shaking in anger and disbelief.
"What the hell, Jeff?! What machine?"
"Here, take a look." Jeff said, quickly snatching up the machine and handing it to Mike. The screen instantly cleared off of Jeff's currently model and replaced it with one that looked like Mike.
"This is strange already." Mike admitted, then glanced over at Jeff's endowment once again. "But from the looks of it... It's real?"
"Of course it is, give it a try! But don't pick permanent as any option. Now I'm stuck like this. Maybe I can change it, I don't know. I kind of like it though." Jeff admitted.
"Uh, yeah, okay." Mike blurted as he fiddled with the buttons.