"Hmm, lets see. Who shall I conjoin to?" Kel said aloud to himself. He had the right idea in seconds. He flipped his phone out and scrolled through his contacts to Derek.
Derek and him had always wondered what it would be like to be conjoined twins, so he figured why not fulfill that wonder?
"Hey, Derek." Kel said over the phone.
"Hey. What's up, man?" Derek said.
"You know how we have always been interested in conjoined twins?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Well, I think I found a way to do it for real. Get over here." Kel said, eagerly.
"K. I'll be by in a few minutes." Derek hung up. Kel wondered how it would feel being conjoined to someone other than yourself.
A few minutes later, he heard a knock on the door. He openend it to find Derek standing there. His black hair hanging over his left eye. Sometimes, he think he was a girl in the womb and a genetic mixup made him a boy. He's just paranoid.
"So, you said something about this conjoinment process or something?" Derek said.
"Yeah. Its really beast. Come in." Kel said. He handed him the book, flagged on the page with the spell on it.
"This looks fake and cheezy." Derek said.
"Its not. I already did it." Kel said, snobbishly.
"With whom?" Derek said.
"No one. I bugged up the spell, because I didn't have anyone. I basically split my head into two identical ones. Its like talking to yourself. Thats why I wanted you to conjoin with me."
"Hmmm, ok. Show me it works." He said, beckoningly. Kel motioned for him to get up and he brought the book to him. Kel read the spell and Kel and Derek pulled closer and closer to one another. They were side by side, with no room between themsleves and then it started.
Their clothes merged with each other. The stitching unstitched and weaved in and out of each other. As soon as their bodies touched, they melted into one another. Their stomachs fusing as one, along with their lungs, legs and many other parts. Their legs were now one and their torsoes were half way fused. They could feel the others legs and they liked it. Finally, their torsoes fused, finishing their transformation into a two headed boy.
"Whoa. I can feel you." Kel said.
"I can feel you too, dude. This is real." Derek said.
"Yeah. Real cool!" Kel said back. They just laughed.
What to do now?