"Tell ya what, Marky," Gordy said, "I'm going to be generous. Since, you won't be needing all that bulk you're carrying, my bet is that all your mass becomes pure body muscle on me, except whatever is needed to turn you into an organ grinder's monkey. See you still get to be a monkey, but as my pet monkey." Gordy grinned.
"Fine, Banana Boy, you're on. Though you should know that gorillas aren't monkeys, they're apes."
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The doorbell rings again.