"Hey, guys, I'd like you to meet my boss, George Hannover," Kevin says introducing a man in his late 30's or early 40's.
"Hi, George, I'm Gordy." He extends his hand.
You pull Kevin aside. "What gives? Is George into role playing?"
"He didn't have anyone to watch the game with, and he sort of invited himself. I told him we were a role playing club, apparently he thinks it's like Dungeons and Dragons, and he is curious."
"Curious George?"
"Don't even..."
But Mark has picked up on it, and is saying, "So, George are you into monkey morphs? I bet Gordy here that if the Bucs win, he's gonna become a giant banana, and I'll be a gorilla. For just one week."
"The Bucs you say," George laughs, "it's gonna be the Raiders all the way! So what happens to you, when Gordy wins?"
"Marky boy becomes an organ grinder's monkey and I absorb all his excess mass, and become super hunk!" Gordy reaches up and puts Mark in a playful headlock.
"Sounds like a fun bet. Kev, how about when the Raiders win you transform into my personal harem girl. For a week!" George laughs, and drinks the beer you handed him.
"Your personal slave girl? For a week?"
"Yeah, and you gotta be gorgeous: big boobs, long kinky red hair, and an ass that won't quit. Heh, heh." George is trying hard to fit in.
"Sure. I was going to take the Raiders, but I think the Bucs have a shot. So, if the Bucs win, I'll be your master..."
"Oh, you want me to be your harem girl?"
"No, I'm gay. But don't worry, you won't be my slave boy, you'll be my dog. For a week?"
George is silent, a quizzical expression on his face. He sips his beer. He didn't realize Kevin was gay. He leans over and whispers to Kevin, "Is everyone gay at this party?"
"I wish. No, it's both hetero and homo role players. I thought you knew I was gay, everyone else in the office does."
George looks relieved. He says, "Nope, no one ever told me. Never thought about it one way or the other. Gay, hmmm? You may just like being my harem girl!" He laughs and drinks his beer.
The bell rings again.