"Hey, Tiger!" You begin to talk to the animal quite loudly, not really waiting for an answer - "Tell me - what's your life like? Anything interesting going on? Cuz' that's what I came here to see, interesting animals doing interesting things!"
Apparently, the tiger must have heard that. All sleepy, he raises his head and opens his eyes, now staring at you like you've gone crazy. You feel somewhat intimidated, you didn't actually expect him to react in a sensible way. Anywho, you go on blabbing: "Yes, I mean you. What about doing some tricks? You know, walk on your hindlegs, do a roll-over, such things. I even have a reward..."
The tiger now gets up on all fours. At first, he seems to be keen on the sandwich you just took out of your bagback. Seductively, you begin to wave it in front of the tiger's muzzle.
However, the tiger isn't distracted by the sandwich for a long time - instead, he now stares at your butt! Quite irritated, you turn your head around to see what's wrong there - and yell out in surprise, as you see a striped furry tail proceeding from your backbone. With your mouth wide open, you let the sandwich fall onto the ground and try to reach that new part of your body. It must be about one meter long!