With a loud yell you stand up and tries to grab your tail that just grown out. The tiger looks a little bit more interested and lays it's paws so it sticks out of the fence and looks at you calmly. You are not calm, the itching seems to get worse. You grab you tail again and feel how it twitch and tickles. "Okay, that's it, I'm getting out of here!" You look back at the tiger who just raised it's head, turned around and laid down on a rock. "You did this..." You walk over to the fence once more and hold the lunch in your hand, smearing it out and squeeze it so it falls down on the pavement full of black bubble gums and half eaten candy bars. You are fortunately in a very distant part of the zoo that is rarely visited and also in the morning. Your tail twitched hard and you ignore it completely, you are mad, looking at the drowsing tiger on that rock that just changed you very drastically. You scream at the tiger, no reaction at all.
After about fifteen minutes of sitting there, you look away from the tiger and sighs deeply. You are a bit confused but strangely calm, like you don't care that much. Besides, what possibly could you do? Go ask the workers and say I have tiger tail out of my ass? Probably not. You sit down on your butt and pull out your pants. It hurts a bit but when you finally got out of them you feel relief. The tail was very long compared to your human body. There was no further changes on you except your ass where your natural human hair had grown orange and a little bit thicker around your tail. You look at the tiger, don't know exactly what to feel. You stand up, and pull your pants on again. It hurts a bit when you managed to put the long furry snake in your pants, and your walking is a bit stiff. You couldn't just sit there hoping for the tail to leave. That darn tiger wouldn't understand anything he said anyway...You take a bit of ham from the remains of your expensive sandwich. You were very hungry, but managed to still the urge to just grab the whole sandwich (or what was left of it) and eat it. It was too disgusting. Your tail twitched a bit every step you take, and your urge to look at animals suddenly lost it's attraction. You sneak around to avoid human contact and hurries out of the gate when no one can see you. You run to the car and a little child looks at you with her big lollipop and drops her moms hand, who quickly turned around and pulled her with her and payed the tickets at the ticket box. You pull out your keys from your pocket and enter the car. The sudden pain of your tail made you jump up on the roof and hurt your head and tail. "Fuck.." You step out of the car again and look for a shirt that was supposed to get cleaned at the dry cleaning, a can of sauce had spilled out on you at your last unsuccessful date. You grab it and cover your tail with it as you sit down on the seat. You accelerate from the parking lot and out on the road. What happens next?