Scrolling through the choices presented to you by the machine is tiring. They seem to have collected every animal ever represented in a cartoon, and you just can't decide! Unconsciously growing temporary devil horns, you decide to be mischievous and scroll the screen up and down wildly and mash "select" a whole bunch of times! The machine spurts out cartoon smoke as a voice says, "YOU HAVE SELECTED:" and then a noise that sounds like "bear", "cat", and "rabbit" at the same time. As a whirly vortex extends out of the screen, you feel yourself getting sucked in and blinded by a bright light.
You awaken to find yourself in a colorful kitchen full of food and instruments you have never seen before. You also seem to have taken your little nap on a fancy sheet cake, transforming it into a pancake. Quickly jumping to the floor, you assess your appearance.
You can see that your fur is purple and you are wearing a darker purple sweater that is several sizes too big even for your now-wide frame. You can feel a hat on your head, but you can't tell if you're wearing underwear or not. You currently have no idea what kind of animal you are.
You can remember this cartoon, it's on the tip of your tongue, oh yeah! It's...
"Chowder!" A voice calls your new name and someone walks in the door.