I looked in through the window of the store and saw that it was an all-female clothes store. The first thing hangin in front of the store were large overcoats.
Still trying to block her sight from pedestrians, as my jacket only covered her top half, and not very well at that due to the size of her breasts, I told her what we'd do. "OK, we'll run into the store real quick. I'll block you from the people up front. Do you see those coats?" She looked in through the window and nodded. "As soon as you get in, grab one and put it on. That should at least cover you up. Let me do the explaining."
"Are you sure this will work?" she asked, concern in her eyes.
"I really don't know," I confessed. "But it's the best thing I can think of."
She nodded slightly. "OK," she said, and breathed in heavily.
I waited for a slight break in sidewalk traffic and said, "Let's go." I entered the store hurriedly, and Dr. Von Hausen grabbed the first coat she could reach. She threw it around herself as quickly as she could. I helped her make sure it covered any visible skin.
As soon as she covered herself, a clerk at the front asked, "Can I help you?" She had an alarmed look on her face.
"Yes, actually, you can," I said. I made my voice sound hurried and urgent. "I just saved my psychiatrist here from being attacked by a couple of thugs. But they tore off all her clothes. I think they were about to rape her." The clerk inhaled sharply, her expression turned to shock. I looked back at Dr. Von Hausen and she looked like she was going to faint from the shock of my statement.
The clerk asked, "Do you need me to call the police?"
"Actually," I said, "we were going to report it to a couple of cops we saw on the street, but they were called away somewhere. I thought it would be better to get her some clothes before we chased after them."
"Oh my God," the clerk said, still in shock. "Are you OK?"
Dr. Von Hausen finished the story perfectly. "Yes, I think so. Thank God for Joe here. He chased the two of them off when he picked up a big board."
"Wow, they ran away because of a board?" the clerk asked disbelievingly.
"Well they said they had a gun," Dr. Von Hausen answered. "I guess they didn't."
"Yea," I agreed, "I couldn't let them hurt her, I just acted on impulse and picked up what was there. It was luck they ran." I let a sense of realization wash over my face. "That's probably why the cops were called away! They must have done something else!"
"Oh, I hope so," Dr. Von Hausen sobbed. She pressed her face against my arm, hiding the fake tears she was producing.
I put my arms around her and couldn't help but get slightly aroused. She was gorgeous after all. And completely naked under the coats. "It's alright Dr. Von Hausen. It's over."
She sobbed a little, sniffled, looked up and said, "Thank you so much, Joe."
"So, we just need to buy her some clothes," I said to the clerk. "But obviously she can't shop naked, so is it OK if she just picks out some clothes and then puts the coat back when we're done?"
"Oh, absolutely," she said. "I'll tell my manager what the situation is and make sure no one hassles you. Just take your time."
"Thank you so much," Dr. Von Hausen said.