John looked at his wife, who was looking in horror at her bridesmaids’ magically enlarged breasts, and tried to say to Loki, “Nothing -- I think you’ve done enough.” Instead, what came out of his mouth was, “I want her to be a freak in the sack.”
He immediately clapped his hand over his mouth, but it was too late. Some of the attendees gasped at that. Loki turned toward one of the gaspers, who happened to be the bride’s mother, and said, “Come on, Mrs. Yun, I know you’ve had sex before. Anyway, I’ll deal with you later.”
Loki turned back to John and said, “I’ll assume you don’t mean ‘freak’ literally. Unless you want her to turn into a bearded lady or a chicken woman whenever the two of you are in bed...”
John shook his head, a terrified expression on his face.
”Oh, don’t worry,” said Loki with a smile. “I know what you want is more along the lines of someone from those porn movies that you still have on your computer, in a hidden directory where you put them so Jennifer wouldn’t see them.”
”What?!” exclaimed the bride.
”That won’t be a problem soon,” said Loki. He reached out and touched Jennifer’s forehead, and her eyes rolled backward.
”Oh, my God!” said John. He made a grab for Jennifer, although that turned out to be unnecessary, since she remained seated upright.
Loki explained, “I’ve just given her quite an impressive sexual knowledge -- kind of a combination of an experienced porn star and an experienced whore. And you’ll find that she’ll be very eager to make use of that knowledge. As you’ll discover later this evening in your hotel room, I assume, she’ll be a lot different in bed than she was before.”
Jennifer’s eyes fluttered open, and she said, “What the fuck?” Now she clapped her hand over her mouth.
”Another enhancement,” Loki said with undisguised glee. “Like any experienced porn star or whore, she’s very good at talking dirty -- so good, in fact, that she’ll have to really concentrate for her words to not come out R- or X-rated.”
Jennifer took a deep breath, her enhanced breasts threatening to explode out of her dress, and, very calmly, said, “How the fuck --“ She snapped her mouth shut and glared at Loki.
Loki said, “Hey, you’ll get the hang of it. Hopefully before you have kids who are going to pick stuff up from you.”
The glare got more intense. John piped up with, “Look, uh, sir --“
Loki turned back to him. “Oh, and she’s a screamer in bed now, too. Maybe I should leave you a card for a soundproofing company.”
”Uh, I kind of think you’ve done enough,” John dared to say.
”Nonsense!” said Loki. “I don’t think I can do enough for such a lovely couple, and your friends and family. But for now, you’ve gotten two things you wanted, and your bride hasn’t gotten any. And she’s sitting there with all that new knowledge swimming around in her brain. I’m sure you’d like to be having sex with your husband in ways you couldn’t have imagined five minutes ago, but that’ll have to wait. For now, why don’t you make a wish, my dear?”
Jennifer looked up at the trickster and...