"Dang, Damon, it's alive like in Toy Story!"
"You think all the toys are really alive?" Richard asked.
"Nah. Just this one, but I wonder if could dismantle him and
recombine him with some of my old action figures to bring them to
life? Then we could make them fight like gladiators for us. That'd be
better than some old video game."
"Recombine? Yeah, I'll pop his head off and put it on my GI Joe, and
put the Joe head on his torso, and maybe swap one arm and one leg.
That should spread the life around."
"Oh, I bet he's going to be pissed. I know I'd be pissed if I went
from a torso with a real junk to a smooth Joe body."
"No, please, you don-" Jeff pleaded. He was cut off by Richard taking
the Bandaid off his finger and wrapping it around Jeff's head gagging
him.
"That should keep it quiet. It might be like those evil toys in
Puppet Master or Child's Play."
"Then maybe we should burn it?" Damon asked.
"Let's try the gladiatorial stuff first. Come one!"
Richard led the way to his bedroom with Jeff clenched tightly in his
fist. Damon followed with Jeff's disembodied leg.
Jeff could only think that his life was like Toy Story only with two
Sids.