"In this particular department, we hire men's underwear. If any of you have ever worn a
man as underwear you know that they are considered to be the best underwear on the
market. They are more durable than cloth underwear and give better protection and
support. They also don't leak but they absorb. In fact, if you wear a man as underwear, you
don't have to look for a bathroom often. Just pee and your underwear swallows it. Also,
your underwear can undulate to please you. Also, you are never alone. Many men who wear
men as underwear have reported how nice it is to have a conversation with their underwear
about anything."
"Humans as underwear require special care, more than regular underwear. Human
underwear can be washed and put through the dryer but we encourage people to hand
wash and hang their human underwear on a clothesline. Human underwear also does need
to eat and although human underwear is happy to drink up your juices, it needs a chance
to empty itself sometimes."
"So of course, you men in this room will be transformed into underwear and rented out. I
know that many of you don't want this job but you're desperate for money. I can assure
you, the money you will make from being underwear is better than the money you will
make from some of the other transformation options. While we transform you, we will
begin training you in how to be good underwear."
"We are fortunate today to have with us one of our star employees. He's been with the
company now for three years and he just got back from vacation. Introducing Ryan Collins."
Ryan comes in naked.
"So Ryan, you ready to get back to work?"
Ryan answers, "Eager to go. I'm one of the most popular underwear because I swallow
everything and haven't missed a drop. I love it when I'm shown off with pride."
"Have any recommendations for the new guys?"
Ryan answers, "Just enjoy it. It took some getting used to having my dick in my ass all the
time but it's necessary so that if I have to pee, I don't have to disturb the person wearing
me. I can just pee up my own ass. You'll be uncomfortable about that at first but just go
with it and soon you'll learn to enjoy it."