"In this particular department, we hire clothing," the man said looking around at the
people in the room. "Now we have women's, men's, and children's clothing. To clarify
the childrens clothing it can be anywhere from newborn up to girls 7-16 or 10-20 plus
and boys 8-20 or 10H-20H husky. Now we'll be dividing you up into three groups of
ten with one group having eleven. One group will become women's clothing, the next
one will be men's, and the third will be children's. The group assignments are random
and you won't know what your group will become until after everyone is sorted. Now if
none of you want to become clothing speak up now and we can transfer you to
another department." No one spoke up so he continued with, "Well it looks like no one
wants to transfer. Very well we'll begin dividing you into the groups. Group one will be
on my left, group two will be in front of me, and group three will be on my right. I'll call
your names in alphabetical order and tell you which group you're in. When I do please
move to your group's place."
"I hope I'll get to see naked women," one guy said to another.
"Abel Abbey group one," the man said looking at an electronic pad. The man who had
spoken went and stood in group one's spot with a big smile obviously thinking that he
was in the women's clothing group. The man continued with, "Clara Abbey group
three, June Abel group three, Nicholas Abramo group two, May Addison group one,
Adam Baak group one, Julia Babcock group two, Christina Baldwin group one,
Christopher Baldwin group three, Susan Becke group two, Robert Daniels group two,
Nichole Darby group three, Megan Daugherty group one, Miles Dawson group three,
Melissa D'Cruze group one, Thomas Deadman group two, Aidan MacConnell group
three, Jenna MacKay group one, Debra MacKenzie group two, Scott Madison group
two, Tara Menendez group one, Margaret Padmore group two, Chen Pan group one,
Richard Plunkett group one, Adrienne Poirer group two, Rachael Poole group three,
Agnes Zaal group two, Alexander Zaal group three, Chrysanthos Zabat group two,
Alla Zelenko group three, and Abraham Zingel group three."
"Well it looks like we'll be women's clothing," Abel said to Richard while the man
looked over the three groups.
"Don't be too sure," Richard said. "We could be men's clothing."
"He did say women's first though," Abel insisted with a wide grin.
"Well if so you might be some old lady's panties," Richard said.
Abel shuddered and said, "I never thought about that."
"Ok could I have your attention please," the man said and waited for the various
conversations to die done before continuing. "I will now tell you what clothing your
groups will be. Group one will be children's, group two will be men's, and group three
will be women's."
"Well perhaps I'll get to see some young hot girl naked," Abel said smiling.
"Now before I hand you off to your 'tailors' I want to tell you something about what
you'll become," the man said looking around. "The amount of time you're the article of
clothing will depend on what you are. Younger children grow so fast that most of their
clothes are only good for a year. Women and men are different keeping the same
clothes for what could be years. When the person is done with you they'll return you to
us and we'll restore you. Depending on how long you're kept for you'll have anywhere
from a couple weeks to perhaps a year before you can become clothing again. As far
as our customers are concerned you'll just be pieces of clothing. This is to ensure that
none of them freak out at the idea of wearing someone. We are a business after all
and if that were known we might lose customers. You'll be more durable than regular
clothes. You will be able to feel, hear, and see though you'll see from every surface.
You'll also absorb bodily fluids and shit to provide fuel for the nanites we'll be injecting
you with. Most of the times it will be sweat that you absorb but there is the chance that
with those that have gone through puberty that you'll absorb cum and menstrual fluid.
For those that become diapers you'll absorb shit and piss."
"Wouldn't the nanites start eating the person for fuel?" Agnes asked.
"That's a good question," the man said with a smile. "The nanites are programed to
only use things with specific chemical properties. They can differentiate between shit,
piss, cum, menstrual fluid, and skin. Also they will be in low power mode unless there's
adequate fuel to keep them fully powered. Now I do believe that's everything. Will the
children's group go with Marisa and Tyler Banks, the men's group go with Jonathan
Brooks, and the women's group go with Mary Brooks."
The groups followed their respective "tailors" out of the room. Now which one do we
follow?