"Of course I can change you back BUT..."
"Oh thank God!" Ryan said. "Change me back, PLEASE!"
"There may be a leeeeettle problem once you change back to young man."
"I don't care!"
"Okay. Here you go!"
Ryan felt nothing for a second, then there was a cold tingling sensation followed by a strange stretching feeling as if someone were pulling him apart.
When the room stopped spinning, Ryan Standish, handsome, muscley, 18 year old high school football star was standing in front of Horst, Carter, Vinnie, and the old woman, completely naked except for...a fitted white jockstrap.
"OH MAN! Thank you so much!" said Ryan, throwing himself at Vinnie's grandmother and hugging her.
"Do not thank me so soon," she said in her thick accent.
"Why not? You changed me back! Horst! Carter! I'm back to normal!"
"Back to normal...SORT of."
"Whaddya mean?" asked Ryan, a little less excited than he was a moment ago.
"Well, you see, you are not fully man anymore. You are still half...what is little underwear thing called? Jocked strap?"
"Yeah? And?"
"You maybe are going to experience...a jockstrap CURSE."
"A curse?" asked Ryan, doubtfully. "What kind of curse?"
"There is no telling for now. But be ready. Because the rest of your life will be spent this way. You only LOOK like strapping boy. Inside, you are still jockstrap."
Ryan had had enough. Enough of Vinnie's weird grandmother. Enough of dweebs, enough of worrying about being worn by the guys on the team or being used as their private jack-off rags or being trapped in storage for 50 years. He was ready to get back to life as usual.
All this talk about a jockstrap curse. What was that crazy old witch talking about? Ryan felt fine! Just like he did before Vinnie placed the stupid spell on him.
Ryan hopped into Horst's car, so happy to be human again he didn't care that he was almost naked, and the three guys sped off toward Ryan's home so he could get some rest and recover from the whole ordeal.
Ryan decided not to believe the old lady. The worst was behind him. What could possibly happen to him now?